Funny stuff that happened at download

• A guy used me as a balance to sit on his friend’s shoulders (I have no idea who they are?)


• A woman lifted her shirt and bra to reveal the SAGGIEST TITS EVER. Seriously, she had to hold them up with her hands.

• My older sister saw two fat, bald men having sex against the window of the third floor of our hotel on the way back. My nan thinks they enjoy everyone seeing

• My sister got so drunk that she clung to me

• We saw old men in unicorn onesies and people in penis costumes. ‘Nuff said

• I accidentally pushed my sister off a bench and bruised her

• Last year I broke my sister’s nose in a thumb war. We were watching Nightwish and I accidentally slipped and punched her

• We saw a shirtless man with boobs bigger than mine (not that I’m discriminating, it’s just that it’s not something you see every day)




The Download Festival 2017!

It’s been so long since I’ve posted. Last weekend I went to the Download Fest in Derby and watched bands like Motionless in White, System of a Down, 5FDP, SWS and more.

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