Funny stuff that happened at download

• A guy used me as a balance to sit on his friend’s shoulders (I have no idea who they are?)

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• A woman lifted her shirt and bra to reveal the SAGGIEST TITS EVER. Seriously, she had to hold them up with her hands.

• My older sister saw two fat, bald men having sex against the window of the third floor of our hotel on the way back. My nan thinks they enjoy everyone seeing

• My sister got so drunk that she clung to me

• We saw old men in unicorn onesies and people in penis costumes. ‘Nuff said

• I accidentally pushed my sister off a bench and bruised her

• Last year I broke my sister’s nose in a thumb war. We were watching Nightwish and I accidentally slipped and punched her

• We saw a shirtless man with boobs bigger than mine (not that I’m discriminating, it’s just that it’s not something you see every day)